I’m protecting my ABS with a few layers of fat. (via brittmamii)
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. http://vpn.teknuts.com:8082/funny/truth.htm (via kodiak-jack)
Reblog if you ALWAYS follow back! :)

(Source: afoolthatstandsfornothing)


conwayemma:

I normally don’t use these… but they relate so much to my life right now.. So I had to.
distractionnumberseventyfive:

<3
I’m an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight. (via kerrbearrxo)
Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children. (via brittmamii)
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it’s limits. (via kerrbearrxo)

parishiltonisburning:

I’ve officially unfollowed all the thinspiration blogs on my list.


I decided to burn a lot of calories today. So I set a Fat Kid on fire. (via eccentricallyclang)
I found a butterfly on the ground that had no wings.
So, I poured some RedBull on it and BAM… it Drowned.
(via eccentricallyclang)


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